01 June 2010
As a newfangled mechanical contraption known as a "motorized wagon" arrived in Blackwater today, local officials heralded a new age wherein the wanton theft of personal conveyances would finally be at an end.
Posted in Local35 Comments
27 May 2010
The World of Goo Corporation is being heavily criticized for what some are calling lackluster efforts to contain a massive Goo spill that is threatening the environment, and possibly even the internet.
Posted in World24 Comments
25 May 2010
Animal rights activists gathered today to protest against millions of farmers, citing dangerously overcrowded farms and inhumane living conditions for livestock and other animals.
Posted in World17 Comments
21 May 2010
A female test subject, freshly awakened from a relaxation vault in a secret underground laboratory, has begun to wonder if the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device she is testing makes her ass look big.
Posted in Local40 Comments
20 May 2010
Thousands have been slain only to rise as soulless undead creatures chained in servitude to the Master of Evil, Lord Diablo, who has returned amidst a fiery inferno of terror and death. Meanwhile, local shops are reporting a sudden boost in sales.
Posted in World20 Comments
19 May 2010
Legendary Gotham City crime-fighter Batman, after years of vigilante service combating thugs, monsters, and super villains, gradually learned a number of basic crime-fighting moves while dealing with the Joker's recent takeover of Arkham Asylum.
Posted in Local45 Comments
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